Category: People You’ve Never Heard Of

  • May They Forever Be Old: F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Death at Age 44

    May They Forever Be Old: F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Death at Age 44

    Growing old means that people you once viewed as old are now younger than you. Life is always safest when you are buffered on all sides. We buffer ourselves with family and friends. Money is a buffer. The battlefield is safest if you’re the person in the middle, not the edges. Life’s edges bring great things and they bring ruin. Those two people at the Antarctic-level extremes, those who live with the howling winds and who are nearest the gossamer border between life and death are the just-born infant and the elderly contemplating death. They are closer to each other than one might consider.

    So it is good to always have people ahead of you on that slowly-advancing conveyor belt to the grave. Barring inconvenient events like accidental death, you’ve got it made. You can watch the clock and calculate everything down to the minute.

    F. Scott Fitzgerald Death Notice

    For most of my life, I viewed F. Scott Fitzgerald’s death as being right on the money, not premature at all. By then, his powers as a fiction writer had passed and he was living in Hollywood, pounding out screenplays and treatments, and living with gossip columnist Sheilah Graham, who was eight years Fitzgerald’s junior. It was an awkward matchup: an alcoholic novelist of former greatness and a gossip columnist of present popularity.

    F. Scott Fitzgerald died on December 21, 1940. He was 44 years old, ten years younger than me. How is this possible? It’s possible because you realize that the definition of old when you are young is continually shifting. Yet eventually this shift comes to a halt, and you’re the one at the very edge.

    Only six inches down and to the left, we learn that Ruth Slenczynska is laid up in bed:

    Ruth Slenczynska Laid Up in Bed

    With a surname like Slenczynska and a profession like pianist, one night think that she is Pole whose American tour was interrupted by appendicitis. But no, Miss Slenczynska comes from the decidedly American city of Sacramento, California, which lies at the confluence of the American and Sacramento Rivers. At age 93, Miss Slenczynska is still very much with us, reportedly living in Manhattan and giving piano lessons.

    Cast your mind back once more, because Ruth Slenczynska is known as the last living link to legendary composer Sergei Rachmaninoff.

    Sergei Rachmaninoff

    Slenczynska remembers that:

    [Rachmaninoff] took me to the window, he said, “Look down at those trees, mimosa trees. And I want you to make a sound that has the golden color of mimosa in it.” I said, “How do you put color into a sound?” I never imagined the concept of color in a sound. I said, “Show me.” Now, that was the big advantage of being nine years old because a child just naturally asks.

  • The Strange Case of the U.S. Soldier Who Talked 162 Germans Into Surrendering

    As with so many war stories, this one is hazy and sounds like it’s ready-made for a movie. Particulars are hard to pin down, since the only person who might corroborate them has been dead since 1955. This is the story of a U.S. soldier whose “super-salesman” silver tongue persuaded German soldiers to surrender to U.S. troops. And he didn’t just do this once. He did it twice: 150 in the first lot, 12 in the second.

    Lawrence Malmed, a silk salesman who resided at 1313 Spruce St. Philadelphia, entered the Army as a private in May 1942, then was later commissioned as a second lieutenant. After shipping out of Fort Benning, Georgia, he arrived in Europe with the 3rd Batallion of the 35th Infantry Division.

    In Orleans (France), August 1944, Malmed crossed behind the German lines and, for 23 hours, talked to a German colonel. He then came back to Allied lines with 150 German soldiers in tow.

    On September 29, 1944, during the Forêt de Grémecey battle, Malmed, wounded and captured by Germans, again crossed back to Allied lines. He had talked five Germans into surrendering, and along the way picked up another seven German soldiers.

    Malmed was eventually awarded the Silver Star and a Purple Heart. After he was decommissioned, Malmed was employed in Gimbel’s adjustment department. Malmed died in 1955 at the age of 40. He left behind a widow and two children.

    Many of the dates are difficult to match up. For instance, Malmed received his Purple Heart for injuries sustained on July 17, 1944, yet his first foray over German lines happened barely a couple of weeks later. Also, one of the lines uttered by Malmed sounds suspiciously like something you would hear in a war movie, though most likely it was cooked up by the newspaper writer (“OK boys, give me a gun and I’ll kill your officer when he gets here.”).

    Malmed received a Silver Star. The commendation for Malmed’s actions of September 29, 1944, reads, in part:

    Lawrence Malmed…had set up his command post in a captured German pillbox. Suddenly a strong German patrol confronted his position, attacking it with machine pistols and hand grenades. In the ensuing firefight, the two enlisted men who were with Lieutenant Malmed were wounded, and the entire group captured. At this moment, reinforcements, whom the Americans had requested from the battalion before their capture, arrived and forced all the men to seek shelter in the pillbox while the battle continued. Lieutenant Malmed then persuaded the Germans to release him and his men, become his prisoners instead, and render first aid to the wounded soldiers. At the conclusion of the engagement, he was thus able to return to his lines with twelve prisoners of war.

    Lawrence Malmed was clearly a war hero. Malmed is interred at Roosevelt Memorial Park, Trevose, Pennsylvania.

    Above, The Philadelphia Inquirer, October 16, 1944

    The last we hear of Lawrence Malmed before his obituary is this, from Wisconsin State Journal, March 1, 1945:

    When Lawrence Malmed…of Philadelphia marched off to war his uncle, A.T. Malmed, a cement manufacturer, promised he would give him $5 for every German Lawrence captured. Since then Malmed, now a captain, has bagged a total of 250 Heinies and Uncle A.T. wants to call the bet off.

  • Yosemite’s Daredevil Dancing Waitresses

    Instant death from falling off of precipices at Yosemite National Park is a long-standing tradition at that park. One time, at Yosemite, time melted away as I found myself mesmerized by the Yosemite installment of the “Death In…” series of national parks books about all of the ways visitors meet their demise in our country’s most beautiful public lands. Yet for every person who hurtles off the edge of Nevada Falls, there are countless thousands who gleefully tempt fate and survive. What about these two waitresses?

    From the National Park Service:

    Kitty Tatch was a maid and waitress at the Sentinel Hotel in the late 1890s and early 1900s. Dressed in long wide skirts identifying her clearly as a woman, she danced and did high kicks at Overhanging Rock, 3,000 feet above the Valley, on Glacier Point with her friend Katherine Hazelston as George Fiske photographed them. (View famous photograph.) These pictures were later made into postcards, autographed by Tatch, and sold for years.

    And that’s that for Kitty Tatch and Katherine Hazelston; I’ve lost their trail.

    In the 1980s, horse owner Sharon Maloney named a horse Kitty Tatch, and it ran successfully for many years. But that’s pretty much it. What happened to them?

    Kitty-Tatch and Katherine Hazelston at Yosemite
  • Brutal and Effective: C. Fred Tarver’s Advertising Campaign

    “These four men have one thing in common…”

    Who would you rather buy insurance from if you live in Alexandria, Louisiana. Fred Tarver? How about C.F. Tarver? Wait, what about Cleston Tarver? Or C. Fred Tarver?

    For close to three decades, residents of that city were familiar with Tarver’s repetitive ad for his State Farm insurance business. Tarver began advertising in the Alexandria Town Talk in 1963 but didn’t immediately hit upon the genius of this scheme until a year later. Then, much like the Geico ad campaign that shoves a gecko and the promise of saving 15% of more on your car insurance in front of your face, Tarver kept it up, year after year. It’s completely nonsensical and has nothing to do with insurance, but it catches your attention, even decades later.

    Tarver 1964

    Tarver 1967

    Tarver 1993

  • Arthur Tress: Best Photographer You’ve Never Heard Of

    His name doesn’t provoke instant recognition to the photo layperson like Diane Arbus’ name does, but Arthur Tress has been diligently putting out fantastic images for the last half-century-plus that have some of the same nightmare-ish quality. This first photo, Flood Dream, is a part of a series in a book called Dream Collector 1972 book, in which “children shared [with Tress] common nightmare scenarios such as falling, drowning, and being trapped, chased by monsters, or humiliated in the classroom.”

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