Category: Things You’ve Never Heard Of

  • Oh, Those Germans! Insane Method of Transporting Deathly Ill Sailors in 1905

    Oh, Those Germans! Insane Method of Transporting Deathly Ill Sailors in 1905

    Sure, the idea of going back in the past has its temptations.  Hobnobbing with a young Einstein.  Enjoying the pleasures of Gay Paree.  Killing off a certain Austrian street artist.

    But getting sick in the past is not one of them.  Witness this 1905 German Naval method of transporting sick or wounded sailors from one vessel to another or onto shore.

    The patient is first laced into a stiff canvas shroud that has a stiff back, presumably wood.  The sides of the shroud have handles.

    The mummy is laced up so that only the patient’s face is exposed.

    Then, to complete the sheer horror of it, the mummy is attached to a tackle and sent up a steel chute above decks.

     

  • Decadent Monacracy: White House Secret Service Uniforms During Nixon’s Administration

    Decadent Monacracy: White House Secret Service Uniforms During Nixon’s Administration

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    In 1970, President Richard Nixon changed the White House Secret Service’s uniforms most dramatically.

    According to Richard Reeves’ President Nixon:  Alone in the White House, Nixon felt that the present uniforms were “too slovenly.”  An upcoming visit by Prime Minister Harold Wilson of Great Britain  was a good excuse to upgrade the uniforms.

    The uniforms, inspired by ones that Nixon had seen on honor guards in Europe, featured “double-breasted white tunics, starred epaulets, gold piping, draped braid, and high plastic hats decorated with a large White House crest.”

    The uniforms were roundly criticized in the press.  One columnist said that they looked like old-time movie ushers’ uniforms.  Another noted that the uniforms borrowed their style from “decadent European monarchies.”

    In an AP January 28, 1970 article in the Colorado Spring Gazette, it was noted that each uniform cost $95 and were distributed to about 100 Secrete Service men.

    Some critical comments from bystanders who caught a first public glimpse of the uniforms ranged from “Late Weimar Republic” to “They look like extras from a Lithuania movie” to “Nazi uniforms.”

    The uniforms lasted 2 weeks.

    What I find most striking is that one of the Secret Service guards, the one closest to the camera, is a dead-ringer for Elvis Presley.  After all, Elvis did make that infamous nearly-unannounced trip to visit Nixon.

    But the two dates are far apart.  Prime Minister Wilson visited on January 29, 1970.  Elvis visited on December 21, 1970.

     

  • Forgotten Woodstock: Seattle Pop Festival, 1969

    Forgotten Woodstock: Seattle Pop Festival, 1969

    Drive through Woodinville, Washington and it has the glimmer of an Eastside Seattle suburb that is rapidly expanding.  With its Target, brewpubs, and pricey housing developments, Woodinville is fairly unremarkable, a rural area reinventing itself as a wine-tasting destination. But on one weekend years ago, thousands descended on a rural and remote Woodinville to hear a fantastic collection of bands, many of which would become part of rock history.

    Seattle Woodstock, Before the Other Woodstock


    In 1969, a local promoter named Boyd Grafmyre had the ambitious aim of assembling 25 musical groups over three days. A large sampling of the groups and individuals that played the Seattle Pop Festival are firmly planted as rock music icons.  Others have fallen by the wayside. Taken from the event’s poster (below), the roster included:

    Chuck Berry, Black Snake, Tim Buckley, The Byrds, Chicago Transit Authority, Albert Collins, Crome Syrcus, Bo Diddley, the Doors, Floating Bridge, The Flock, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Guess Who, It’s A Beautiful Day, Led Zeppelin, Charles Loyd, Lonnie Mack, Lee Michaels, Rockin Fu, Murray Roman, Santana, Spirit, Ten Years After, Ike & Tina Turner, Vanilla Fudge, and the Youngbloods.

    In an August 30, 1969 article in The Daily Chronicle (Centralia, WA), Dorian Smith writes:

    The days were filled with contented euphoria. Airplanes flew over and dropped bundles of flowers or spelled out the words “LOVE” and “PEACE” in letters of smoke. Each night the black heavens were illuminated with a fireworks display, including Roman candles, sky rockets and bright red flares. The third day witnessed a giant balloon filled with hot air ascend approximately 50 feet. Guided by a ground crew which navigated the balloon with a rope, a lone aerialist in the balloon dropped roses one at a time on the cheering audience.

    Notable Facts About Seattle Pop Festival

    • Led Zeppelin and The Doors played together on the same ticket–the only time they did so.
    • The “Forgotten Woodstock” preceded the real Woodstock by one month.
    • Chicago Transit Authority eventually became Chicago.  Their first album had been released only 3 months before Seattle Pop Festival.
    • This is Led Zeppelin on the cusp of fame and 1969 was the year they first came to America. On a personal note, when I saw Robert Plant perform at Chateau Ste. Michelle Winery in July 2014 (also in Woodinville, WA, just a couple of miles from the site), he referenced having been there.
    • If it weren’t for the Seattle Pop Festival, the infamous Led Zeppelin mudshark incident at Seattle’s Edgewater Hotel would never have happened.
    • The band name Floating Bridge, which performed on Saturday, July 26, 1969, refers to the world’s first floating bridge, spanning Lake Washington from Seattle to points east.
    • Crome Syrcus was a psychedelic Pacific Northwest band that broke up in 1973, best known for “Love Cycle” and “Take It Like a Man.”
    • Murray Roman was a stand-up comedian, a bit of a poor man’s Lenny Bruce, who had an album called You Can’t Beat People Up and Have Them Say I Love You.  He died in 1973 in a car crash on PCH.
    • The Flying Burrito Brothers was formed a year before Seattle Pop from former Byrds members Gram Parsons and Chris Hillman.
    • Forgotten Woodstock:  25 acts, 50,000 fans.  The East Coast Woodstock:  32 acts, 500,000 fans.
    • It’s a Beautiful Day: You may not know the band’s name, but you probably will know “White Bird,” a song they wrote while feeling like “caged birds” during a long Seattle winter.
    • Vanilla Fudge: This was a prototypical psychedelic band formed in 1966, known for “Season of the Witch” and “You Keep Me Hangin’ On.”  Vanilla Fudge disbanded only about 9 months after Seattle Pop Festival.

    Location


    Today, the Gold Creek Tennis and Sports Club is located here. All buildings still stand. But due to the area’s fast-changing nature and the lack of attention paid to the buildings, no doubt they will come down before long and be replaced by a winery. Though the area is zoned as an agricultural district, little by little it will become more urbanized.

    Seattle Post-Intelligencer Account:

    Photo Caption:  Pottery water pipes were among some of the unusual goods on sale at the Seattle Pop Festival, a rock festival at Gold Creek Park near Woodinville during the weekend.  An Indian teepee decorated with an American flag was in the background.  An estimated 50,000 persons attended the festival.

    The text of the article reads:

    More than 50,000 rock fans gathered at Woodinville’s Gold Creek Park over the weekend for a practically non-stop three-day festival of music, events and exhibitions. The first annual Seattle Pop Festival was a marvel of crowd control and smooth organization.

    Sunday night was supposed to belong to The Doors but it was stolen right out from under them by the great English blues group, Led Zeppelin.

    Coming onstage about 11:30 pm, immediately after the forced extravaganza of The Doors, the Zeppelin faced a jaded and uncomfortable audience that had been standing in the cold all evening. But the electricity of lead singer Robert Plant and guitarist Jimmy Page quickly warmed them up.

    Plant has a voice that is controlled hysteria. Anguish pours from his every note;  his voice is an epitome of the blues.

    Page is an amazing guitarist. His runs and fingering are magnificent, his control of the instrument pure genius.

    They were aided by a fine drummer, John Bonham and bassist John Paul Jones. Few who experienced it will forget Led Zeppelin’s performance, especially their smashing encore of Communication Breakdown.

  • True: Beverly Hilton Pocket Knife Surgery and Near-Resurrection of Harry “Parkyakarkus” Parke

    True: Beverly Hilton Pocket Knife Surgery and Near-Resurrection of Harry “Parkyakarkus” Parke

    A comedian who delivers “the most hilarious speech of his career” in front of 1,000 fellow celebrities at The Beverly Hilton, then collapses.  An emcee who shouts for a doctor and “five physicians immediately run to the dais.”  And then–get this–they cut open his chest with a pocket knife.  And then–well, ya just gotta hear the rest.

    It sounds like a corny “And, boy, are my arms tired!” comedy skit, but it really did happen.

    Harry Parke and Lucille Ball
    Harry Parke and Lucille Ball Shortly Before Parke’s Death

    Park Your Carcass Right Here

    Harry Parke, born Harry Einstein in 1904, was a comedian, and by the 1950s was resting on the laurels of his invented persona, a Greek named Parkyakarkus.  This fictive name translates to “park a your carcass.”  Remember, in these days nobody blinked at ethnic humor.

    Harry was one of those clubby, fraternizing comedians who was chums with all the stars of the day.  So, naturally Harry belonged to the clubby, fraternal Friar’s Club in Beverly Hills, California.

    Before the Friars established their permanent address on Little Santa Monica*, they would use any suitable venue for their celebrity roasts.  And for the roast of luminaries Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, the Beverly Hilton was the place.

    On November 24, 1958, Harry Parke had just finished his testimonial and had sat back down again.  Parke sat next to Milton Berle, then slumped his head onto Berle’s shoulder and passed out.

    Emcee Art Linkletter said, “How come anyone as funny as this isn’t on the air?”

    When it became clear that Parke was seriously not well, he asked for help from the audience.  As Linkletter related 42 years later to Larry King, he asked, on-mike, if

    …anybody here have a nitroglycerin tablet?’ [To King:] We could have had enough to bury him. Everybody had them. Everybody has heart problems, see?

    According to the Reno Gazette-Journal, that number was roughly twelve, saying “More than a dozen men came up with such pills.”

    Linkletter then asked singer Tony Martin to sing a song to divert the crowd’s attention.

    Martin’s unfortunate choice was “There’s No Tomorrow.”

    Husky Western actor John Bromfield, star of “Revenge of the Creature,” part of the “Creature from the Black Lagoon” franchise, carried Parke to a “small corridor in back of the dais,” according to the Los Angeles Times.

    Improvised Pocket-Knife Surgery and Shock

    The most startling aspect of this story is the improvised pocket-knife surgery and shock treatment of his heart.

    As related by  The Milwaukee Sentinel on November 25, 1958:

    Here, George Burns talks to reporters at the Beverly Hilton.  According to the caption on this USC Digital Library image, Parke is being operated on behind the double doors to the right.

    Parke was the father of present-day comedians Albert Brooks and “Super Dave” Osborn.

    Friar’s Club Beverly Hills

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    The Friar’s Club, known for its roasts of celebrities, was quite a place in its time.  I remember its utter windowlessness being one of its great defining features.  You would drive down hot, bright, jangly Santa Monica Blvd., and then you would be enveloped in the cool darkness of the Friar’s Club, a place outside of time.  It has now been demolished.

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  • When Jim Morrison of The Doors Stayed at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta

    When Jim Morrison of The Doors Stayed at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta

    The Hyatt Regency Atlanta, built in 1967, is famous as one of the first–if not the first–example of a large atrium hotel.  The inside of this 22 story is scooped out, with rooms facing each other and public spaces below.

    Built by John Portman, the Hyatt Regency–originally Regency Hyatt House–is an architecturally significant building that has now been rubber-stamped all across America thousands of times over.  But at the time, it was a big deal–big enough that even Jim Morrison of The Doors stayed in it.

    Morrison and Lisciandro in Atlanta

    In May 1969, Morrison and pal Frank Lisciandro attended the Atlanta International Film Festival to accept an award for the Doors’ documentary Feast of Friends.  He and Frank attended a

    …”rent party in a nearby old Victorian home (rent parties…for the uninitiated, were designed to raise emergency funds to keep the landlord at bay and have a good time in the process)…  Morrison was ‘open, approachable, funny, and friendly’ at the party.’  He helped out in the kitchen preparing snacks, picked out albums, changed records, passed out beers, and listed to complaints about cops.

    Break on Through:  The Life and Death of Jim Morrison, by James Riordan, Jerry Prochnicky

    Later, at the awards ceremony, Morrison accepted the award plaque and gave the beautiful-looking woman giving out awards the key to his room–at the Hyatt Regency.

    Morrison Says About the Hyatt Regency

    In a 1970 interview, Jim Morrison was impressed enough with the Hyatt Regency Atlanta to say:

    MORRISON:  …Atlanta has the most amazing hotel you’ve ever seen.  Um, you walk in, and from the outside it looks like any other large hotel.  You get in and you look up and it goes up about 27 floors and the interior is like a Spanish courtyard, and, and architecturally it’s hollow.  So all the rooms face each other across this vast garden-arena.  And the elevators are like, um, kind of a Victorian rocketships and the…they’re glass and so…um.  And you go up, you go up to the restaurant on the penthouse level and it’s completely encased by glass.

    INTERVIEWER:  It goes up the outside of the building?  The elevator?

    MORRISON:  No.  No, the inside.  And you get this strange sensation, rising up 27 floors in this glass elevator.

    INTERVIEWER:  When you were traveling by car, you didn’t have any–

    MORRISON:  Somebody jumped one time from the–  Somebody jumped and landed–  They have a restaurant in the middle of it, and somebody landed in the middle of the restaurant and uh, I hear it was really horrible.

    YouTube Interview where Morrison mentions Hyatt Regency Atlanta hotel