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The Forgotten Woodstock: Seattle Pop Festival, 1969

December 11, 2011
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The Forgotten Woodstock:  Seattle Pop Festival, 1969

Drive through Woodinville, Washington today, and it has the glimmer of an Eastside Seattle suburb about to be born.  With its Target, Safeway, and housing developments with names cooked up by marketing departments, Woodinville is fairly unremarkable, a place you’ve seen a million times before. A scant 20 minute drive from Seattle center, via...
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Octopussy, By Ian Fleming: One of the Best Bonds

October 31, 2011
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Octopussy, By Ian Fleming:  One of the Best Bonds

I picked up Octopussy, by Ian Fleming, sometime in the 1970s at the small-town public library where I grew up.  It was for sale, and I think cost something like ten cents. Being a young James Bond fan at the time, I was delighted to happen upon this book.  But soon after I bought...
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High Tea at The Fairmont Olympic Hotel, Seattle

October 31, 2011
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High Tea at The Fairmont Olympic Hotel, Seattle

I’ve only had high tea a handful of times, as I’m not much of a tea-drinker.  But high tea at a grand hotel is something entirely different.  It’s not just tea or sweets; it’s a way of slowing oneself down and savoring the moment. On a Sunday, after a symphony concert at Benaroya Hall,...
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BeautifulPeople.com – Scammy Bullshit or Exclusive Community of International Hotties?

October 26, 2011
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BeautifulPeople.com – Scammy Bullshit or Exclusive Community of International Hotties?

Recently I got a marketing e-mail from a site called BeautifulPeople.com, which purports to admit only “beautiful people.” The e-mail was accompanied by a video of a quite homely guy and a handsome guy at a swimming pool.  A trio of hot women comment that Homely Guy (actor Michael J. Sielaff) turns them on...
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Years and Years of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics, Free and Online

May 25, 2011
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Years and Years of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics, Free and Online

In all their glorious beauty, well over a century of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics covers.  And all the pages following the covers, too. It always seemed like the covers were the main thing–blimps, subs, nuclear-powered trains, rotating houses, and all sorts of wonders that we would soon experience. Truly, these things make me...
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1:1 Scale VW Camper Van Tent Keeps You Dry and Groovy

May 19, 2011
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1:1 Scale VW Camper Van Tent Keeps You Dry and Groovy

Want to make all the other kids jealous at the next summer music festival?  Ditch your Coleman Elite for something far cooler–a tent modeled in the shape and size of a 1965 VW Camper van (Microbus*). This tent is officially licensed (whew – I was worried about that) and has doors on the side...
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Male Celebrities Who Are So Obviously Gay But Are Not Really Gay

March 23, 2011
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Male Celebrities Who Are So Obviously Gay But Are Not Really Gay

Ever notice there is a class of male actors who seem so gay, but really aren’t? Hugh Jackman John Hurt Jonathan Harris, from Lost in Space Tony Randall The Will and Grace guy Paul Shaffer Dom De Luise Jude Law David Spade Gene Kelly Henry Gibson
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Fred Holland Day: Photographer, Aesthete, Trust-Fund Child, Pleasure-Seeker, Eccentric

July 31, 2010
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Fred Holland Day:  Photographer, Aesthete, Trust-Fund Child, Pleasure-Seeker, Eccentric

This last June, after Sebastian Horsley died in Soho at the age of 47 from a heroin overdose, I began thinking about this genre of rich wastrel louches. We in the white, waking world are fascinated by stories of Edies and Huntington Hartfords who have it all and waste it all. Of Horsley, The...
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China Miéville: “The Scar” Opened the Top of My Head

July 24, 2010
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China Miéville:  “The Scar” Opened the Top of My Head

I first encountered China Miéville via his stunning third novel, The Scar. What I find amazing about this interview with Miéville about his latest novel, Kraken, in The Onion’s AV Club is that The Scar isn’t mentioned at all.  Yet so many of the commenters echo my amazement with The Scar. Words like “stunning”...
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The Oozing Sublimity of Zuckerberg’s Flop Sweat and Hoodie Removal

July 18, 2010
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The Oozing Sublimity of Zuckerberg’s Flop Sweat and Hoodie Removal

I cannot get this out of my head.  I had heard about Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg breaking out in a huge, visible sweat when Walter Mossberg and Kara Swisher of The Wall Street Journal asked him about privacy problems that Facebook has brought onto its users recently. Mossberg and Swisher, I should mention, did...
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